If I read the directions correctly, one post per week on here can be about anything? I’ll just continue to embarrass myself until I find out otherwise.

Ok…[deep breath]…I’ll just say it- only started drinking coffee late last week. I’m 21 years old, turning 22 on April 15th. This pretty much sums up how I feel:

[0:35, if you’re lazy like me]

“What’s that haunting aroma?”

I’m doing my best to avoid [2:00]

I hate knowing that I’m that super cliche guy who has over-caffeinated revelations, but I can honestly say I’ve done some of my most focused, most creative after drinking Philz. I will continue to divide my time being supremely proud of myself and my new work (dual screen, 20 ounce Philz, Above & Beyond Group Therapy), while all the while fearing what is severe addiction in the making.

Your friend who’s just discovering what all the commotion is about,

Joe